{"product_id":"retired-not-my-problem-crew-socks-funny-retirement-gift-socks","title":"Retired \u0026 Not My Problem Crew Socks — Funny Retirement Gift Socks","description":"Slide into bold comfort with these cushioned crew socks that speak with color and attitude. The wrap-around, full-bleed design features cheeky retirement and ‘not my problem’ messages woven into vibrant, retro-inspired swirls—bright teals, coral, and gold dancing on a deep black backdrop. Thick padding underfoot and a long, ribbed cuff keep feet cozy and the fit secure while the breathable polyester blend stretches with movement and holds the print crisp through wear. They bring a playful, unapologetic energy to lazy mornings, weekend walks, or casual Fridays when you want your socks to do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Thick cushioned sole for all-day comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Long ribbed top and ribbed sole for a secure fit\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid full-bleed DTG graphics wrap around the sock\u003cbr\u003e- Stretchy 86% polyester, 10% nylon, 4% spandex blend\u003cbr\u003e- One size fits US Men’s 6–10 (EU 34–42.5)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":54298312900719,"sku":"33387890826786088809","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/5649\/1887\/files\/7088137370557756812_2048.jpg?v=1789472105","url":"https:\/\/apwarrior.com\/products\/retired-not-my-problem-crew-socks-funny-retirement-gift-socks","provider":"Patriot Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}